Satire

Social Media Takeover
By Jack O’Connell
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The hottest new trend right now is a new thing called social media gurus. They are social media experts who can take over any kind and get you the following you’ve always wanted, but just never seemed to be able to get. They post beautiful photos and funny posts to either make you look funnier to your friends or gain you tons and tons of followers.
The way a social media guru works is you first set up a consultation. During this meeting a various number of things is discussed. First you decide on what social media they will be taking over and what you want done on your account. After that a rate will be agreed upon depending on how many days the account is being taken, how many accounts are being taken, and what the goal of the take over is. After this either passwords are exchanged and the takeover begins or the two parties go their separate ways.
The rise of these gurus can be directly linked to their success. One person who was able to gain a following of over one million through social media gurus was Jacob Sheedy. Sheedy runs the successful Instagram page @Sheedy30 where he posts from the best parts of his life. When asked about his experience with gurus, Sheedy said, “I had an incredible experience with social media gurus. They accomplished everything I hired them to and more. I would definitely recommend them to anyone looking to build up their following.”
Another aspect of social media gurus that make them so popular is that their a gurus that specialize on certain social media platforms. For example Chase Bradley has rose to fame as the most famous Twitter guru. He rose to fame when he first got the account @Coldtakesexposed five million followers with his funny and witty content. He then went on to get multiple other accounts millions of followers. In an interview he did with GQ magazine, Bradley revealed his secret to success by saying, “I work to put out witty and funny content based on the target audience of the account. I do research on what the audience finds funny and then post content based on it.”
If you want to grow your social media following social gurus are definitely the way to go. They can provide anything from a witty birthday post to an artsy photo guaranteed to raise you following.

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